i am researching

christmas in costa rica and i came across this paragraph.

The most anticipated activity of the Christmas season is the Toros a laTica bullfights. Dozens of normal "crazy in my mind" young men will hop into the arena and attempt to frighten the bull into charging. The bulls are never harmed. Occasionally, a young man will be gored. Surprisingly though, this does not often happen.

i find it hysterical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pets should never die

ESPECIALLY NOT FOUR YEAR OLD UGAS

RIP UGA VII you were a noble beast

this is too sad.

my dream last night

 i was swimming around padanaram with a dolphin. he showed me that i had to rescue another dolphin, but this was an injured dolphin that was harpooned underwater. this dolphin had lobster traps filled with baby seaturtles wrapped around his body and tethered penguins tied up like hostages were attached to the lobster traps. i had to save them all because they needed air and couldnt hold their breath much longer.  a pirate was sailing by and he lent me a knife to cut the ropes but i woke up before i rescued them all.

the charlotte observer today

this has got to be one of the most heartbreaking/disturbing and utterly sad things ever.

i feel ill from it.

one of these days

i am going to break my neck from slipping in a puddle of bankerdog drool. 

for realsies.

chipmunks

i hate the chipmunk christmas carol. i never liked the chipmunks that much as a kid anyways.

its on and its annoying.

file this under : reasons i am heartless and unamerican.

more profundity and things that dont matter

zac efron. for me, not attractive. too pretty, too much like a knavish sprite with that ridiculous hair, which, to his credit he has toned down. however, i was looking at pics of him over here, and i think he will be one of those people who gets more attractive as they get older. like george clooney. and jason bateman. and the bankerman.